I'm a musician, composer, amateur coder, and lifelong lover of Dungeons and Dragons. I created Eigengrau's Essential Establishment Generator because too many times I've found myself struggling to make up a tavern's name, let alone populate it with interesting, memorable characters and descriptions. This is my solution; a generator which produces a complete tavern (with a consistent narrative; taverns that are expensive will be nicer, clean taverns will give a better night's sleep, and taverns with too many patrons will be rougher, dirtier, and seedier) with a bartender, and other fun bits and pieces which you can click through as players ask for more tidbits.