Hi, I make games. Some people like those games. Sometimes those games could be better if I could hire people to make cool custom art and other stuff for it.
I don't drink coffee, so all the money donated here will be used to create more assets like art for those games. I'll even make sure I personally cover the fees and taxes so 100% of what's donated is spent on that goal.
If you actually like my stuff enough to think this is a good idea, then I really appreciate it. I'd advise seeing a doctor if so, but it still makes me all warm and tingly inside. Which I might need to see a doctor for myself... Hm...