Hello, my name is Piano Teeth and I'm the voice inside your head. Thank you for having me. I have no skin and so I live in the dark where I sit in the bath drinking bleach with a toad called Jasper. After a bottle or three my brain cracks and I am plunged, down the plug-hole, and into a story. Different every time. I'd like to share these fantastic, hilarious, surreal adventures with you. So please, put me in your ears and let me trickle round your mind. We'll have so much fun, I promise. Any donations will go towards: 1) Creating sublime audio-delights and the means to do so 2) Bleach. Lots and lots of bleach.