Without any formal accreditation whatsoever and only my own (now-dormant) independent media project to refer you as my closest equivalent to true """"industry experience,"""" I still maintain full confidence that I have *something* to offer your indie mag, newsletter, podcast, or other independent media project. Get me on a phone call (contact via shortwave radio is no longer available at this time) and show me your shit. If the end result is *not* you feeling like I've provided some genuine, tangible, worthwhile insight, you don't have to pay a single goddamned cent.