My name is Philip Simon and I'm an award-winning stand up comedian, writer and actor. Perhaps you've arrived at this page because you saw me live, or enjoyed something I put out online. As well as a narrative stand up, I'm a prolific joke writer, often with a topical slant on social media. I also write one liner jokes and puns, and recently was the runner up in the UK Pun Championship 2020. Perhaps you'd like a bespoke joke, or even a cheeky limerick about you, your family or someone/something in your life? For my own wedding I wrote over 100, one for each family, so I'm more than happy to create something similar for you.