Hello! I currently earn £500 a month in London. That is officially NOT ENOUGH. My child likes Margherita pizzas from Pizza Express, which are £6.25 from Sainsbury's, and I constantly ask, "But wouldn't you prefer this £1.10 Margherita pizza from Lidl?" "No, it's yuk!" "Why don't you just try it?" "NO! DAD buys me Pizza Express pizzas." And then I feel like I've failed as a mum [guilt trip, guilt trip]. So if you very kindly send me some money I promise to spend it on bougie food for my daughter instead of coffees for me.
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