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Bourbon I want bourbon and coffee! Coffee from Rave is rather grand! and bourbon and to be read is oh so delightful! Feel free to peruse my backlist if you want a novel for your money!!! https://books2read.com/u/38eqwO Peace and sexually erect tidings fellow bastards of the scribing world!

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THIS IS YET ANOTHER PLACE FOR YOU TO FIND ME FAILING AT LIFE! I write and eat and live and sometimes I even smile... Feel free to treat me to a coffee or a read at: https://books2read.com/u/38eqwO
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