The Europeanist is an exclusive Telegram channel dedicated to the uncompromising and uncensored portrayal of Europe's decline. Our editor is called Charon – after the figure who ferried people across the River Styx, to the afterlife, towards a fate of either torment or glory. For passage this ferryman, of Ancient Greek mythology, only ever demanded pennies. Hence, we have duly fixed the very *lowest* currency amount that this site's settings allow, for one-off support. Namely, no more than $1 (that is €0.88/ £0.78).