What kind of club is this? I'm so glad you asked. let me throw out some definitions. cof·fee /ˈkôfē,ˈkäfē/ Noun An addictive hot drink. The ritual gathering of those who enjoy some of the same things and like to discuss them. A socially accepted habit that causes no guilt or shame that can be shared with anyone who walks through my door. Coffee is a hug. Coffee is friendship. SMUT /smət/ Noun The writing of deep, dedicated emotion that craves being known and desired. An expression of the wild and untamed hiding in men and women that our current world has no room for. Smut is Heroes who kill the threats to those they love without remorse. Smut is heroines who find a place to be all they are meant to be and don’t have to hide or be ashamed.