We discuss varied and multiple issues that really should be simple but become terribly complicated because we are queer, trans, non-binary, and/or different in many ways. Topics include issues like: "being different in video games," "what on earth are we going to wear," "pronouns" and "why do queer theorists have to use such odd words all the time." Each subject’s complexities are discussed seriously and with as much humour as possible because we are contrary and complicated like that.