❄️ I make novelty songs about the climate crisis ☃️ Because I have no friends, I make the songs and videos on my own, but I'd rather not support it by selling reusable straw jingles to Coca-Cola 🧊 With your help, I can carry out my evil plot to get the climate stuck in people's heads. 🥶 According to studies, supporting this page has an impact equal to buying monthly bamboo toothbrushes! (Citation needed)