There's big trouble in little Cudgel. When a halfwit and a jailbird make a stop in the tiny town of Cudgel, they somehow lose track of the mysterious shipment they've picked up for Goldie Bloom, a ruthless business woman. What should be a simple overnight trip, turns into a roller coaster ride involving a band of bored red necks, a low-grade psychic, a police chief whose legacy is on the line, and a bona fide "mad scientist" who believes the US government will stop at nothing to thwart his research efforts. Thrown into the mix are a weapons-crazy Army veteran, a worthless sheriff’s deputy, the entitled wife of a sugar baron, and a med student pretending to be a "sassy black maid." The quest to return Goldie’s top-secret shipment promises to make or break every person involved.