What do you get when you take the nigh-improbable science fiction scenario found in Jurassic Park, and set it in some unassuming old farmhouse grounds in County Meath? You get some dinosaur filled unassuming old farmhouse grounds called Triassic Field. This time, no super-sized carnivores will be chasing people and cars; the dinosaurs are selected from the Permian-Triassic period, the age of the Great Extinction, and brought back to carefully contained life in the 21st century, in a place probably built in the 19th century. Under the watchful but honestly indifferent eye of the Park Boss, at Triassic Field you can see, hear and smell these beasts up close from behind a fence or on a tour bus. The Park Boss will tell you interesting dinosaur facts and swiftly educate even the least attentive. Sometimes, visitors feed the dinosaurs. The only thing a visitor needs to bring to Triassic Field (aside from money) is consideration; for the Park Boss’ childlike sense of wonder,and their vitriolic rage-fuelled loathing of other people. PDF, A5, 20 pages, b/w art, rude language, and a fully rendered dinosaur an*s.