How do I explain this zine? This zine was made pre-pandemic when most of my conversations were about cross stitch… or buttholes. When you have cats, you just kind of see those buttholes a lot. So, I made this zine of cross stitch patterns. This is my early days of zine making. Printing, snipping, gluing. I originally sold this in its physical paper form, but now I’m an adult (what?) and have a printer that scans things. I present to you a PDF of my second ever cross stitch zine. INAPPROPRIATE CATS This black & white zine is laid out in typical mini-zine format. You can print, and use the easy-to-understand directions I give to fold it up. There are 3 cross stitch patterns, perfectly sized to fit a 3 or 4 inch embroidery hoop. There are also jokes, because I was funny in 2019. This is a PDF & 1 jpg file with a graphic explaining how to fold and cut the zine. You must have Adobe PDF Viewer or the like to view the PDF. If you do not have a printer, you can still rotate the PDF around and zoom in to see/use the patterns. If you have any questions about zines, how to make your own, or what other gross things inspire me, please message me! Model in photo is Lenore, also known as DooDoo, because she is ... a doodoo.