Congratulations, [Employee]! You are a valued member of the Business Incorporated team, and we greatly appreciate you joining the [Party Planning Committee]. It's a big responsibility, but we are certain you and your coworkers will be able to stay within budget. A short and sweet, 1-page (front and back) dice drafting game where you and any number of your friends experience the thrills of being an accountant like "goddamn Jake eating all the chips" and "fucking Blake not filling the printer paper back up".