Marlene Hilper is a five-time Olympic medalist, an elite diver dubbed ”Queen of the Alps.” As the unparalleled Austrian Wasserspringen champion, she has always been a lone star. But now, to compound her Christmas miserable, her trainer has taken on a synchronised diving pair, in a bid to diversify the team. Sapphic smut with a spurious Xmas theme (5,600 words). Honestly, a very tenuous riff on A Christmas Carol.