Penis teapot

42% of $250 goal

When I reach my goal, I shall use it to purchase a most excellent teapot shaped like a penis according to the dictates of weird people on Twitter.


Scottish romance writer. I blog a bit and swear a lot on Twitter. Pet subjects are writing, politics, true crime, history.

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Scarlett Parrish
Hello to you. All donations gratefully received. I promise to spend them wisely on custard creams. Or possibly a MacBook Air. Or, you know, keeping the lights on. The goal for 2020 is twice-weekly blog posts (health permitting) with other patron awards on my Patreon page: You can sign up for my free newsletter here:

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