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The Beaverton is Canada's most trusted, least accurate news source. Since our founding in 1867 (one day before Confederation) The Beaverton has grown to become a satirical news empire unlike any other. Our headlines have been misinforming Canadians from coast to coast, using parody to shine a light on our absurd, wonderful country.
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