Originally I was educated as a historian and it is my life's ambition to prove that the term "money-making medievalist" is not an oxymoron. If you help me achieve that goal, you will have my eternal gratitude.
I actually prefer herbal tea. Or hot chocolate. But I'll drink any coffee you buy for me!
Although caffeine is a well-known stimulant and many people do not like to drink it before bedtime, let me assure you that if you buy me a coffee I will sleep much better at night because of the stability that you have afforded our financial situation.