As a baby I cried, screamed, and defaecated. Since then, things have only gone downhill.
When I'm not hacking code or tweeting about bricks, I write science fiction, eclectic one-shots, and serial microfiction under the banner of Shattered Stories. I've even been known to make games on occasion.
Theoretically, I cannot tweet while consuming coffee. Consider this a bribe.
Welcome to my Ko-fi Page! Any money you send me will be entirely used on caffeination and terrible tweets.
I'm so sorry.