The Mandelbear is an infinitely fuzzy cross-section of a four-dimensional fractal that hangs out in virtual places like Callahan's Bar. It occasionally manifests as a computer curmudgeon named Steve Savitzky, who's been kicking around the net since it was half a dozen nodes connected by tin cans and string.
Welcome! As you probably know, a programmer is a person who turns coffee into code. And although a Mandelbear is infinitely fuzzy, coffee helps make the fuzz more manageable. (Actually, "coffee" money goes toward the upkeep of my servers, and if there's any left over it will be used to support new projects. More on those soon.)