THREE private "Sage's Sip" (one card) Tarot readings by email *at your request* in any one calendar month. That gives you access to $15 of readings for $5, plus you get: *Discounts on larger layouts in the Readings menu *Exclusive blog content & random special offers *Ask me anything! - DM access Please request each reading, each time by DM or email. Seeing your name, email, and question / permission for and open reading is how I connect to your individual energy message. The usual fine print: These readings are a customized, ephemeral folk art service, no refunds or exchanges. Intended for personal enrichment and spiritual contemplation, these readings do not predict the future. Member discount does not apply to pen & paper readings. Free readings do not accumulate or roll over month to month. No medical, pregnancy, or third-party questions are accepted.

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Get one zombie cat yes-or-no Tarot reading (non-member price $15) at your request per calendar month plus get discounts on readings in the commissions menu, Includes DM access to Ask Zombie Cat anything, special offers and members only content. The Frightful Fine Print: Tongue in what's left of his cheek, Zombie Cat's readings are for entertainment and occasional contemplation. These readings are 100% guaranteed to contain words, and have a 50% chance of being dead wrong. They do not predict the future. Readings do not roll over or accumulate. Use at your own risk. You'd have to be crazy to ask any serious medical or legal questions to this cat. The Cat has an attitude and won't read anyone without their consent, so you have to request your reading each time.

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