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Egg: 12 ct, white | Market price: $2.06
EGG! You may be the smallest tier, but every good pancake batter needs eggs to hold it together. So don't you dare think that you don't count, or that you don't make a difference. Because you definitely do. Without you, the batter would suck.
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Milk: whole, 1 gal | Market price: $3.21
MILK! You guys are super important. You're the ones that are the reason we're a pancake BATTER and not just a crumbly, dusty mess. You keep everything smooth and flowing nicely so that by the time we reach the griddle, we cook niiiiice and even. Thanks, milk. You rock.
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Butter: sweet cream, salted, 16 oz | Market price: $4.18
BUTTER! You play a very special role in the creation of a delicious pancake. Not only do you help give the pancake itself a great buttery flavor, but you also help keep it from sticking to the skillet! A very important job indeed! You keep doing you, man. Power to ya.
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Flour: 10 lb bag | Market price: $5.34
FLOUR! You guys are SUPER important to pancakes. You give them shape. Without you, they would just be a wet, sticky mess with no structure. And that's no fun. We need you, dude. Rock on.
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Sugar: 10 lb bag | Market price: $6.17
SUGAR! You are arguably one of the most important ingredients in a pancake. You give it it's sweet flavor! To heck with what the dentist says. You truly are an amazing thing and the pancakes wouldn't be as perfect as they are without you.
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20% off Commissions
Syrup: pure maple, 12.5 oz | Market price: $7.12
SYRUP! What pancake stack would be complete without this sticky, buttery topping? You are the beauty that goes right on top to finish off the ensemble and make it perfect! Look at you go!!
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30% off Commissions
Blueberries: organic, 18 oz | Market price: $8.19
BLUEBERRIES! Ooooh, now we're adding some FLAVOR to the stack! Why have plain ol' pancakes when you can add BLUEBERRIES?? You're right. This was a very good idea. I like the way you think.
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40% off Commissions
Sausage: maple links, 14 ct | Market price: $9.16
Bacon: thick cut, apple smoked | Market price: $9.22
SAUSAGE or BACON?! That certainly is the question, isn't it? Regardless which you choose, it still makes a great side to the stack, complimenting it with some much needed PROTEIN!! Personally, I'll take both. I like me a BIG KID breakfast.
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"Pancake PRO" exclusive Discord role
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Access to exclusive posts: "Snaps"
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50% off Commissions
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Hand-written "Thank You" notes
For people who wanna just add a bit of water and get things done a little faster.
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Subtotal: $45.43
"Ko-Fee" coverage* (approx. 9%): $4.57
TOTAL: $50.00
DUDE WHAT?!?! Bro. YOU like to go ABOVE and BEYOND. Instead of committing to any one pancake ingredient, YOU chose to buy the WHOLE GROCERY LIST. And you chose to do it on a MONTHLY BASIS. My dude, my chef hat goes off to you in the deepest of gratitude. I could make enough pancakes to last me for months with this. Thank you so much!!!
(*"Ko-Fee" refers to any Ko-Fi related fees that are taken from my earnings, as well as other financial fees such as the ones taken in Paypal-to-bank transfers. This extra bit just helps me to stay a little more on top of what I earn. And with enough total subs, it will help to eventually fund my Ko-Fi premium subscription.)
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"Pancake PRO" exclusive Discord role
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Access to exclusive posts: "Snaps"
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50% off Commissions
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Hand-written "Thank You" notes
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1 BO-GO deal per month