"But how are these *new* trousers?" Rory asked. "They are gold like...well, what you always wear." "These are 'shining' gold where the others were 'bright' gold. They are completely different colors. Alas, they must be altered by an expert tailor. That is the curse of having really developed quadriceps. They must be tailored regularly," Gilberto says. "Perhaps the club could...you know...throw in a bit of spare change. As my trousers do provide a tangible benefit to all."
It's me, Gower, from Choice of Games. I'm currently writing "Jolly Good: Tea and Scones," the sequel to "Jolly Good: Cakes and Ale."
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