My name's Hector Drummond and I'm a British comic novelist, as well as a blogger and musician. My work isn't PC so there's no way I'm ever going to get published in the modern publishing industry, plus I'm a complete unknown at the moment, so I'd appreciate it if you could help me buy a few tins of instant coffee to fuel me. (You can do a one-off payment via PayPal without having to sign-up.)