Hey! Are you interested in the original writings of H.P. Lovecraft? Are you a fan of cosmic horror and want to go back to where it all started? Chances are that a creator you really admire has taken direct inspiration from HPL and so you want to see what all the hubbub is about, But there’s a lot of original stories and most of them aren’t all that good or memorable… So I’m here to read every single one and tell you how to feel about them instead! You’re welcome.