GOOD DAY, SIR!
- Zilch
- Nothin'
- Squat
- Nuffing
- Nooooothiiiiiing
- Not an anything
- Not even one a thing
- Seriously, nothing.
- Not even a little of something.
- Tons of not things.
- The maximum amount of not anything.
- Ain't shit.
- Fuck all.
- Sad eyes won't work.
- *raspberry*
- Go away.
- Come back, you forgot your nothing!
- Damn...what am I gonna do with all this not stuff.
Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby!
- Discord Access
- This benefit's just here to keep the first one company, it looked lonely.
- I'm here now too. So you get me now too.
- Nobody invited you, third benefit! Go to a different tier!
- "Nobody invited you third benefit" Nar-nee-nar-nee-nar. Stupid. That's how you sound. Whatever, I'm going to the third tier, then. It's the only one that matters anyway.
You gonna cry? Huh?! Looks like it! Looks like it with all these TIERS! Anyway, there's usually a higher tier with some crazy reward, but $5 is like, way high enough IMO. That's, like, a fair indie game price. So consider this the highest tier. As a reward, how's about a walkthrough even though the game is simple enough to not warrant one? Tell ya what. Upon the eventual final release, there will be a perfect 100% ending requiring every ticket, including a really hard to find one. Get this and I'll tell you where it is.
- Discord Access
- Exclusive Content
- Also me. I too am a benefit, and you get me as a benefit, too...as well, also. Damn...I nailed that pitch better in the last tier...stupid second benefit...
Go ahead if you want...nobody's stopping you...
- If fictional characters somehow come to life one day, you get to smell the inside of Roulette's gloves.
- Seriously, I checked, she's cool with it.
- Discord Access
- More Exclusive-er Content
- But not that much, to be clear. Nothing that serious either...don't go desperately breaking the bank in hopes of groundbreaking exclusive content, naw'msayin...this is just here to tempt you if you got it like that.