For the low, low, cost of $70, and a whole lot of teamwork, you can help me drink like I'm in my early 20's again.♥ I REALLY want some Sailor Jerry and some goose juice to cut loose. This way I'm not drinking my grocery money! Help me make my momma proud! Hey, you're probably reading this because you offered to be my glucose guardian. Pony up.
Hello, you're probably seeing this because you offered to be my glucose guardian, or you enjoy enabling my drinking habit! Thank you! With your help I could be back in the gutter by 2025! I'm so sorry if you're actually interested in supporting me. Half the time I drop this link as a joke... But if you're here because I said you could make a one-time donation, then yes. This is the place.
Unfortunately, we cannot guarantee that 100% of proceeds will go into the liquor cabinet. Helen may choose to invest some of the funds in to her career... Which is so much worse.
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