Want to use your ductile, high strength, steel-y goodness to support me? The Concrete Nailers get a discord role, and I get the warm fuzzies. "A hammer without nails isn't much of a hammer at all."

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What do you get when you cross a coffee with a Twitch subscription? Why, it's you, dear reader! Claw hammers can use their blunt side to pummel in their support, and their v-shaped spike to remove the 50% cut that "they" take. Get a discord role, and [other goodies that are yet to be decided] and know that you're my mate. "A trusty, reliable staple in the houses and hearts of many".

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Also known as a machinist's hammer (but that's nowhere near as funny). If being a ball-peen isn't enough for you, then you can have [other goodies that are yet to be decided], as well as the previous tier items, and my gratitude. "Hey, Plodski! Chuck us ya ball-peen, would ya?!"

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Wow, that's some big-impact support! Demolish me with your kindness, and you can get [other goodies that are yet to be decided], and previous benefits. "You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... Both seconds of it."

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The name Plod hammer is whispered in dark alleys and under bridges for it is one to spoken loudly in only the most dire of circumstances as a last resort, a wild card if you would. "Be not afraid of the afterlife once my hammer meets it mark, be worried for what happens when it does hit its target

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