I started making crosswords as a hobby, and have collected the first four in this slim, handmade, remarkably luxurious-feeling zine. Where the New York Times daily crossword provides sensible chuckles to make you feel clever, Patrick Alexander's crosswords provide drink-spitting laughter, annoyed moans and yelling, properly spelt words, and no stupid American clues like "Northwestern art college, briefly". Also: pictures, for the dummies. Oh and swearing. I mean, of course. The solutions page is lightly and cutely sealed for your convenience. This is a limited run of 30 copies, each one signed and numbered by me.