By a bafflingly large number of requests...a redditor's exclamation of disbelief: i can't believe she fuckin buttered jorts immortalized in cross stitch form. This pattern is for a 4" tribute to a bizarre yet ultimately wholesome viral episode destined to become part of internet lore. Plus, all proceeds are being donated to the SPCA. I'm sure Jorts would approve, if he were able to understand the concept of currency. Buttered Jorts is suitable for the advanced beginner, though I don't think it should be your very first cross stitch pattern. Still, a determined newbie could probably make it work. NOTE: This is a PDF file, NOT a kit. You will only receive the pattern itself and must supply your own materials.