De wanna wanga. H'chu apenkee! I am Salacious Rum, a half man, half Kowakian monkey lizard, welcome to my website. Would you like to be my pateesa? Coona tee-tocky malia? Did you know monkey lizards are actually friendly creatures and incredidbly generous lovers? Come and join the monkey lizard army!
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