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READ BEFORE YOU BUY! When you buy a commission for something you want proofread or edited, you're paying for my time, my energy, and my best thinking, all of which I value greatly. If you find my rates unreasonable or you simply don't want to pay me for my time and labor, then you may need to find someone else. I also have some ground rules which must be followed when dealing with me and they are: 1: All payments are final. No refunds unless I specifically decide to give them. If you attempt to charge back a sent payment, I will proceed to slap you with the silly stick. And nobody wants the silly stick. 2: I have the right to refuse service at any time if I think you are a pain in the neck. Please be nice. :3 3: I am an honest man and will perform to the best of my ability. If you're going to send me money for a service, I want to make sure you're happy with it. However, do not cheat me in business or otherwise take advantage of me as I am a smart man with a sharp tongue and I'm not afraid to put your name on a scammer database, and one in particular that Anonymous looks at...and slap you with the silly stick. 4: I am a human being and thus I have emotions. Please be courteous and well-mannered when dealing with me. If you are rude to me, I may deny your commission on the spot and say NI. 5: If you send me money without using the Commission menu, I will consider it a donation and not a commission. Please remember this. If you feed a horse a carrot, don't try and pull it back out. You also don't get a free pass if the Commission slots are full. The only exception to this is when the Commission menu is no longer enough to suit your needs and you need a custom quote from me. I may increase the number of Commission slots if I feel I can handle more people at a time. You may use the finished product or any of its revisions for personal as well as commercial purposes. No credit is needed. You sent me the money, that should be it. If during the commission I feel that your work is beyond my current skill level, I will either ask you to find someone else or I will recommend someone who is more capable of handling your commission. This is the only circumstance under which I may issue a refund.