At this level you get 3-5 cool horror things every month, plus access to our videos and Wednews. PLUS access to full episodes of our upcoming podcast. (edited versions will be free for er'ybody) Not sure you're gonna love our stories? Check out the free ones and see if you do!

• Scary, funny, bloody kickass stories!
• Exclusive Content

In addition to being able to read stories as soon as they drop--you'll get each new ePub issue of Sometimes Hilarious Horror as they're released. Every 8-10 weeks a new issue will drop. SHH is a growing mag full of scary funny stories, poems, guest authors, interviews, and features. PLUS access to full episodes of our upcoming podcast that won't be featured in the free YouTube version.

• Scary, funny, bloody kickass stories!
• Exclusive Content
• SHH Full digital issues

Subscribers at this level get to read all our free stories and interviews right here on Ko-Fi. But this is all about the balms. So we'll send you one Blam balm in a great traditional flavor every month--PLUS one balm in a limited or experimental flavor. AND a cool guest soap. You'll also get a coupon good on all Scared Soapless products!

• Scary, funny, bloody kickass stories!
• ONE guest soap (scary or unscary)
• TWO Blam Balms—One in an experimental flavor!
• ONE Coupon good with any ScaredSoapless order.
• EARLY ACCESS to new products!!

Badass supporters get all the perks other levels get... Plus: You can suggest story prompts, characters, settings, or events and see them in an upcoming story. (using real-life, full names of private citizens is only done with permission from the subject) Your name (or a short message of your choosing) will appear in every issue of SHH on our donor page. We'll also post what a badass you are on a social platform of your choice.

• SHH Full digital issues
• Social Media Shout-out
• Exclusive Requests
• Donor Page Mention