We're Owen and Jay, the hosts of a comedy Podcast called Think of the Children. We take the things you love and pervert them in a dark ritual and present their bodies in a grim presentation for all the world to see.
For example, we've transformned Harry Potter into an AI Driven Super-Cult, Schwan's into Sex Amazon, Matilda into an edgy teen drama, and Lunchables into a misery fortune cookie.
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