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Jan 1st, 2024: Landlady is adding an electric door to the garage that wasn't counted in OUR lease. Her ex-husband and his electrician friend were talking, & I heard the truth. She wants to add the garage on to the lease and thinks she can jack up the rent price by over $1K for it. EDIT: March 8th 2024: No Heat and no Hot Water. the walls and ceilings are cracking. One of the rooms caved in. We have an extra mouth to feed again so we're out of food.
My name is Helen. I'm a queer writer just trying to help my family with my most useful skill as we recover from homelessness. Message me if you have questions about tropes I write for. Read everything first before committing to anything. My new novel(s): The Mysterious Guests of the Boothe Hotel: Act I is available now! Villainy Ain't My Thing, Thanks: Part I is available now!
My greatest skill is writing. I'm an author of fiction and I write fanfiction as a hobby.
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BTS info of any of my fics. I'll answer any questions and provide sneak peek screenshots of the most recent chapter document of the fic you prefer.
BTS info of any of my fics. I'll answer any questions and provide sneak peek screenshots of the most recent chapter document of the fic you prefer. Access to unposted fics of mine, provided through screenshots. Choose the fandom and I will describe the first chapter's plot and let you decide if you want to see it. (No guarantee the chapter will be finished.)
BTS info of any of my fics. I'll answer any questions and provide sneak peek screenshots of the most recent chapter document of the fic you prefer. Access to unposted fics of mine, provided through screenshots. Choose the fandom and I will describe the first chapter's plot and let you decide if you want to see it. (No guarantee the chapter will be finished.) Not only can you request a oneshot of 2K-3K words in length, but it can include smut so long as I'm familiar with the kinks and ship. (I am best at M/M.) You can request personal doodles made on my tablet. They won't be very good but you might get a laugh. Tumblr and Twitter are my main accounts so if you'd like a shoutout, holler at me there.
*PRIORITY* Contains all benefits available in the Gold Tier + More! Oneshot request is raised to a guaranteed minimum 5K words and will include Smut if you request it. Diamond allows you to move to the front of my writing queue, and your Oneshot takes priority. Can include your OTP(as long as I'm familiar) or completely Original Characters in an Original setting.
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